Wednesday, December 20, 2006
true Christmas cards
Just once, I'd love to receive a Christmas card from someone that told me everything about their lives...the dog took a dump on their printer, they just scalded the roof of their mouth on some bad cocoa, the ups guy keeps stealing their packages, none of the lights on their tree are working, their kids are rotten and do poorly in school...you know, the truth! Wouldn't it be fun? I used to threaten to send a letter like this out during the holidays....maybe I will have to do that sometime. I'm sure we'd all be more entertained! Perhaps people would feel less threatened to write their own Christmas letters if they read about someone else's miserable life! HA!